Sunday, May 12, 2013

Rules of Marriage #1

This is so funny! The priest's voice at the beginning of the clip is totally nothing like you would expect to hear.    
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIObGJhgSs&list=PLC767D1EB39788E5B

I see how it is. Christians can tell others how to live and how and why an intimate relationship will develop, but lord have mercy if you ever tell a Christian how to live. Hey, I have no problem if they wish to live in such a manner. I DO have a problem with Christians or anyone else for that matter telling me who I can and cannot marry or be in a relationship with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meKEcAUidMk

Say, I wish to relay something to you. Remember that verse in the Bible that says, "...love is patient, love is kind?" Oh, and there is a part that says love conquers all. I think this includes same-sex marriage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquoScQoBnA

Very well stated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQIZkRyToM

This lady is trying far too hard to sound like a newscaster. So, Dr. Jennifer, I take it you are trying to push forward with your idea that gay marriage is not a good thing because it does not garner the financial windfall people thought it would. So fucking what. The bottom line here on this issue has nothing to do with taxes and everything to do with personal and legal rights that should be even to everyone across the board. What makes your definition of marraige better than the next person's? Do you think a cutesy little book of murderous fairy tales (the Holy Bible) gives you some kind of authority over everyone else in the category of relationships?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uew9wye7GTk

Ahhh, GOD'S plan for mankind and society. My bad. Here I was thinking that people must act fairly and responsibly and not according to any kind of fucked up dogma regurgitated by a hateful little book that is passed off as perfection by hordes of deluded Christians. Now, let us go straight to the part where this slug says gays and lesbians have no right to be gay or lesbian. You are wrong. I have the right to live peaceably and without the absurd confines of your idiotic and ramshackle faith. I don't want your screwy God, your screwy Bible, or your screwy set of beliefs that has been proven by history to be quite the dividing factor in many cultures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1P59RCjuRY

     The people truly believe they are doing the LORD'S work. Whatever. If you want to believe that there are such things as sin and hell, hey...go for it. You believe that mumbo-jumbo if you want. Don't expect me to want to listen to or follow such treasonous and trecherous ideals. You are free to your religion and I am free from it. Carry on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGN6wdGGFfM

     Look, if you want to believe this bullshit then you go right on ahead and believe in it. Which part don't you get, though...the part where I say "I don't want to hear it" or the part where I say "Go away?" Mr. Pat Robertson, world's oldest religious coot and codger, seems to think that it is up to him and his deluded faith to tell everyone about all the wrong that they are doing. Sorry Pat, if you can formulate a legal argument (which you cannot) then fine. Until then, shut the hell up. Your religion is fine for YOU not for ME. I am not asking you to marry a man or become homosexual. I am saying it is my right, being a woman of free mind and free will and free spirit to engage in a relationship with an individual of the same gender if I so please. That is my right. I cannot take away your right to believe in whatever crazy asshole God you believe in, and you cannot take away my right to love whomever I choose to love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfGFYwuILg

Mister Romney, I do not believe in your God and therefore do not live by His rules or His description and definition of what marriage is. You go right on ahead and put that in all the religious speeches you want, but keep that crap out of politics. Your bigot two-faced God has no place in politics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NerRoRRbO4Y

Oh look, Opie is giving a sermon on what marriage is. Good for you and your wife, buddy. Good for you and your wife and your special religion. Good for you. And by the way you totally sound like a stalker as you talk about how you met your wife. Isn't that good for you. Remember, though, your marriage rules are by your religion. Loads of people could give a shit about your religion. People are not saying that you cannot believe in your Bible's version of marriage. People ARE saying that just because YOU want to live by such monkey turds does not mean the rest of society desires to do the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epfpKmCxttM

This guy is hilarious and he has a voice you would associate with radio station personalities.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSR_W35DDkU

Wow, you can see this guy decided to spare no expense and dress really nice for church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVSJ33n7OnA

Kirk Cameron has more than just one screw loose. Maybe he decided that this is the best way for him to stay in the spotlight as much as possible considering that his "Growing Pains" days are long over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9TPeRCNbdI

This video is delicious fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBj2ZTpUaYI

This is such an awesome clip, especially when the preaching guy asks the professor if he has ever used logic and the teacher responds, "When did I deny logic? I teach logic, motherfucker."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om8VC4IfeRY

Mercy. Listen to what this guy prattles on about. He is truly having an exciting time? You coulda fooled me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6vVD1ZVC0

Ahh, another douche from the Land of Douchedom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_iUfyNAXqY



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